The other night while watching the 100th episode of Parks & Rec, I was completely inspired by Jenn Barkley’s (very expensive) advice to Leslie Knope regarding running a smear campaign to get back into local government:
Jenn: “Terrible people defeat great people all of the time. I should know, because terrible people have paid me so much money that I have a condo on every Virgin Island. Now…you might win. You’re smart. But why would you want to?
Leslie: Because it’s my dream job!
Jenn: Then dream bigger! Look, you love this town. It’s being run by monsters and morons. Get a better job. Rise above their heads. Affect change at a higher level. Don’t be the kid that graduates high school and hangs out in the school parking lot. Look, Pawnee has done you a favor. You’ve outgrown them. You’ve got talent, you’ve got name recognition, and that means that you have a bright wide open future with a thousand options! State Senate, federal jobs, even Congress. All of these are doable for you. And you can trust me. Because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”
SO GOOD! (Especially that last line – ha!)